Regarding the coming election,
I have carefully weighed my selection,
Mrs. Clinton's too old
And McCain leaves me cold,
But Obama gives me an erection.
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I feel compelled to add this one:
If Dick Cheney were only astuter
He'd have steered clear of using that Scooter.
They are said to cause falls
That can injure one's balls
And might end up by leaving you neuter.
C
