Hey! We found one!
Sssh, don't tell anyone
Bugga bugga bugga! ... No rights for you ... bugga bugga bugga!
I've got plenty of rights, just like anyone else. It is the granting of a right that is an issue, not the taking away of one.
Wait a minute. You can't be a homosexual, you like Johnny Cash!
Hmm, and hunting, and guns, and fishing, and football, and I suck at interior design. That's the funny thing about labels and stereotypes, like a pair of 30 waist jeans, they're hard for me to fit into.
Let's see if we can't find one a them fundamentalist Chirstians to lay hands on ya and turn you straight!
I don't see that happening anytime soon.
Will a Mormon do?
Probably not, I have one set of grandparents that are Mormon.
And, I'm assuming you're joking here with all this Rich, and that's cool.