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Kramer

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This Sounds Like Fun
« on: June 27, 2010, 11:29:54 PM »
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a sh..-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote... Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker.... We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.. It's important at our age.

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Re: This Sounds Like Fun
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2010, 01:55:12 AM »
That was funny.

I really don't see that many Obama bumper stickers on cars anymore. The few that I do see are on the cars of black people, and that seems kind of sad. They are a very loyal people.

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Re: This Sounds Like Fun
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2010, 09:40:27 AM »
I really don't see that many Obama bumper stickers on cars anymore.
The few that I do see are on the cars of black people, and that seems kind of sad.
Same here...90% of the OilBama stickers I still see are on cars with a black driver.

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Re: This Sounds Like Fun
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2010, 12:07:06 PM »
Out here we still often see them (displayed by stupid white people) but not like we did in 08 & 09. When I see a black person it's a given that they voted for him.

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Re: This Sounds Like Fun
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2010, 12:08:17 PM »
That was funny.

I really don't see that many Obama bumper stickers on cars anymore. The few that I do see are on the cars of black people, and that seems kind of sad. They are a very loyal people.

my sister-in-law sent that to me.

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Re: This Sounds Like Fun
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2010, 12:20:19 PM »
There are a lot more Obama stickers than McCain stickers here in Miami.
Only retrograde Cubans seem to have left their stickers on.

I have not seen a Bush/Cheney sticker for a long time.

I never put a political sticker on my car. Stickers do not convince anyone of anything, and not having one avoids problems, like the crap Kramer mentioned.

I cannot imagine a cop writing a ticket to anyone if they were present, without asking for ID. Only in Kramerland.

This was just a bit of Internet crap, it never happened.
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."

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Re: This Sounds Like Fun
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2010, 12:22:59 PM »
There are a lot more Obama stickers than McCain stickers here in Miami.
Only retrograde Cubans seem to have left their stickers on.

I have not seen a Bush/Cheney sticker for a long time.

I never put a political sticker on my car. Stickers do not convince anyone of anything, and not having one avoids problems, like the crap Kramer mentioned.

I cannot imagine a cop writing a ticket to anyone if they were present, without asking for ID. Only in Kramerland.

This was just a bit of Internet crap, it never happened.

what did you do, get up on the wrong side of the bed? Proof liberals have no sense of humor. Did you know laughing extends your life?

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Re: This Sounds Like Fun
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2010, 12:29:12 PM »
I cannot imagine a cop writing a ticket to anyone if they were present,
without asking for ID. Only in Kramerland

XO how do you think most parking tickets are written?

You think the cops wait around for the parking meter
and/or double parked offender to show back up and
then discuss it? If the offender walks up they keep
writing the ticket and usually say "have a nice day".
They don't ask for ID. I've had drivers sitting in their
vehicle and the parking officer walk up from behind,
write a ticket and place it on their window without
them realizing they are being ticketed until the officer
lifts the wiper to place the ticket. Parking ticket
officers are not wanting discussion, they wanna
make money for the city as hassle free as they can.
Same goes for the traffic signal cams...cash cows
without discussion....traffic signal cams aren't in
unions and need healthcare...they are just money machines!

« Last Edit: June 28, 2010, 01:16:15 PM by ChristiansUnited4LessGvt »
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Re: This Sounds Like Fun
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2010, 07:16:20 PM »
This was about the particular case in this bogus story, in which some schmuck comes up and starts provoking the cop to write more tickets. That would not happen at least without the cop verifying that the person who was provoking him was the owner of the car.

Not unless the cop was a drooling idiot.
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Re: This Sounds Like Fun
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2010, 09:11:32 PM »
That story was just an old joke.  I've heard different versions of it long before Obama.  But it's still funny.

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Re: This Sounds Like Fun
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2010, 09:17:12 PM »
That story was just an old joke.  I've heard different versions of it long before Obama.  But it's still funny.

it's easy to picture the scene in your minds eye.