Typical capitalist advertising
As if commies don't advertise.
Capitalist, Socialist and Communist walk into a bar.
The barman says "drinks are 2 bucks."
The Capitalist goes first. He says "I'll tell you what, go ahead and give me the drink for 1 buck. By lowering your price you'll gain more business and your bottom line will be improved, plus you'll have me as a repeat customer."
The barman nods, takes the dollar and gives him a drink. He tells the other two "drinks are 1 buck."
The Socialist goes next. He says "You know you have plenty of alcohol in your establishment. You should give your alcohol for free. I work on a farm and will give you my food and we can all share what we have."
The barman agrees and give the Socialist a drink.
The Communist walks up, pulls out a gun and says: "I'll have what he's having."
