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General Category => 3DHS => Topic started by: Kramer on December 31, 2010, 09:54:43 PM
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Here's a few of new ones and bringing back some of the good old ones,because they always seem to work!
Bird Flu?
Swine Flu?
Global Warming melts the poles?
Financial Meltdown requires Obama to ask for more Stimulus?
Marshall Law?
Some other type of animal flu?
Ozone Destruction?
Oxygen crises requiring higher taxes on SUV's?
South Pacific Islanders drown under water?
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Well a new one has popped up
dead birds piling up all over the world.
Falling from the sky by the thousands.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344913/Animal-death-mystery-Two-MILLION-dead-fish-wash-Maryland-bay.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344913/Animal-death-mystery-Two-MILLION-dead-fish-wash-Maryland-bay.html)
http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/112843019.html (http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/112843019.html)
http://www.wpsdlocal6.com/news/local/Woman-reports-dozens-of-dead-birds-in-her-yard-112830524.html (http://www.wpsdlocal6.com/news/local/Woman-reports-dozens-of-dead-birds-in-her-yard-112830524.html)
Oh my god, oh my god, birds falling from the sky, oh my god. We need Al Gore to come to the rescue. Is this the next Global Warming crises? Help us god, we are losing all of our birds. It must be something man made; maybe a corporation is killing these birds. We need to investigate!
Mr Obama, please please please tax us over this, please create a stimulus fund to find out what is happening. Pelosi pass some bills in Congress. Reid, I know the war is lost in Iraq, but help us win this war, this war of the dead birds!! OH MY GOD we are doomed!!!
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The comments at the Advocate are pretty bizarre.
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The comments at the Advocate are pretty bizarre.
I can tell them the cause so taxpayers might save thousands, hundreds of thousands, or even millions of $$$$. It's just cold weather, that's all, just colder weather, and since it's colder everywhere how in the hell do they call that Global Warming?
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Either that or a flock flew over a refinery in mid belch.
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since it's colder everywhere
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No, it is not "colder everywhere".
It is never "colder everywhere".
When it is cold in the Northern Hemisphere, it is warm in the Southern Hemisphere.
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since it's colder everywhere
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No, it is not "colder everywhere".
It is never "colder everywhere".
When it is cold in the Northern Hemisphere, it is warm in the Southern Hemisphere.
you are an idiot
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Here is the theroy....
The weather stayed mild too long, and some birds were thrown off schedule, migrating south too late to avoid the tardy but onrushing cold.
Alternately Too many of these birds saw "An Inconvient Truth" playing at drive in movies and they beleived it.
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Here is the theroy....
The weather stayed mild too long, and some birds were thrown off schedule, migrating south too late to avoid the tardy but onrushing cold.
Alternately Too many of these birds saw "An Inconvient Truth" playing at drive in movies and they beleived it.
I wonder if a cadaver bird could donate their brain to Al Gore.