White House press release:
Disgruntled ex-employee and possible gay child molester Scott McClellan has pitifully penned a "tell-all" book in which he makes wild and delusional claims of "propaganda" and "self-deception". It is unclear to the White House exactly why McClellan has fallen into the clutches of the terrorists who have brainwashed him into hating America; but we know that the American People, who clearly DO love America and Support The Troops?, will have the decency and honor to ignore McClellan's left-wing tome of conspiracy theories.
The real reality is that the President and his staff all told then-Press Secretary McClellan to quit playing up WMD, smoking gun mushroom clouds and Saddam Hussein's ties to terrorists but he would go out to the reporters again and again telling them whatever he felt like! We just couldn't control him! He was like a mad dog out there! We mean, this guy was out-of-his-tree nuts! In the end, that's why he got fired because he just kept lying and lying all the time! Now, he's just pissed and out there trying to make a dollar by painting our beloved "president" in a poor light. (Did you hear the "president"'s now only polling with 69% negatives? That's like a .05% drop! America loves him! Clearly, this means that McClellan is a liar out to make a dollar.)
We're sure he needs the money what with how he's blowing it on, what some call, child porn productions. Oh well, we're just going to stay above it.
Reality found at this link...
http://politicalwire.com/archives/2008/05/28/bombshell_book_rocks_white_house.htmlNews of the extremely critical memoir from former Bush spokesman Scott McClellan dominates the headlines this morning. What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception
New York Times: "President Bush 'convinces himself to believe what suits his needs at the moment,' and has engaged in 'self-deception' to justify his political ends, Scott McClellan, the former White House press secretary, writes in a critical new memoir about his years in the West Wing."
Washington Post: "Former White House press secretary Scott McClellan writes in a new memoir that the Iraq war was sold to the American people with a sophisticated 'political propaganda campaign' led by President Bush and aimed at 'manipulating sources of public opinion' and 'downplaying the major reason for going to war.'"
Wall Street Journal: "The White House took part in an 'endless effort to manipulate public opinion to their advantage' in promoting the invasion of Iraq, former White House press secretary Scott McClellan declares in a new book."
Los Angeles Times: McClellan writes, "No one, including me, can know with absolute certainty how the war will be viewed decades from now when we can more fully understand its impact. What I do know is that war should only be waged when necessary, and the Iraq war was not necessary."
