I am still not clear in what your are trying to say as it relates to my post?
I knew the meaning of the words, but thanks for posting links so i could verify.
I am trying to be humorous ,
And apparently ,
Failing.
The very last gasp of the lame joke would be its lengthy explanation.
If the incongruety I noted had been aptly expressed , I would have succeeded.
Alas!
I have failed.