Why I can never go home

[kimba1]

http://www.slate.com/id/2185001/nav/tap3/

I have some of those dvd`s
quite lame actually
I prefer a story or ninja`s

[Xavier_Onassis]

So, you are saying you can't return to the Great White North, because they have banned "Blow it Out your Ass"?

Are porno DVD's essential to your state of well-being? Could you not make do with ninja DVD's and your imagination long enough for a visit? You could see Dudley Do-Right, and pet his faithful horse, drink a couple of Molsen or Labatt's and try a rasher or two of that excellent round bacon ere your return.

I have found that porn flicks are written with no nuances at all. A third grader would consider the plots silly. The acting is far less talented than on the poorest soap opera. The sound tracks are uncopywrited synthesizer music, punctuated with out of sync moans and groans. The only redeeming quality (if you could call it that) is the constant sex, which as a rule seems to be very cleverly edited so that it exceeds in duration any normal copulation.

Even Bollywood films have more variety and plot than porn videos.

[kimba1]

actually none on the list interest me much
i jusy happen to own a couple on it
but not all porn is lame
corruption is actually quite a intense flick
pirates is actually rented in blockbuster
there quite afew good movies in that world
not alot but a few
and strangely some good acting also
funny though
the sex scene get in the way of the movie
it really is funny
micheal ninn makes some pretty good movies
but not all of them are good

[Amianthus]

I have found that porn flicks are written with no nuances at all. A third grader would consider the plots silly. The acting is far less talented than on the poorest soap opera. The sound tracks are uncopywrited synthesizer music, punctuated with out of sync moans and groans. The only redeeming quality (if you could call it that) is the constant sex, which as a rule seems to be very cleverly edited so that it exceeds in duration any normal copulation.

Actually, there are a number of them written by women, which have better plots and lines. Those are, however, the minority of the available porn.

[kimba1]

stormy is getting popular for the movies she`s written
quite abit of them are drama`s

[Xavier_Onassis]

I will admit that I am far from being a connisseur of porn flicks. The ones I have seen have never been worth watching in their entirety.

[The_Professor]

Is there really a porn fim that has a real plot? Why are the two mutually exclusive? I mean, let's take any movie. Hmm, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, perhaps. Keep everythnig in the movie and simply provide details of the sex between Adam and Milly.

Why does a real plot seem so elusive in porn flicks?

[kimba1]

a plot require massive amount of money
labour ,props ,rental and untold amount of little things thast cost money
all the same cost of a regular indie movie and finding people who really can act cost more
while the non plot ones just the cost of a camera and very minimul crew  and editor  can get the cost very low amount.
very boring product with big profit.
which is why most are just garbage
europe seem to do quite alot more story driven movies than U.S.
I hear the porno version of black snake moan to better than the mainstream one

[Stray Pooch]

Why does a real plot seem so elusive in porn flicks?

Why waste the effort when viewers are jjust gonna fast-forward through it anyway

[The_Professor]

Well, perhaps they wouldn't if there were a real plot?

Surely, SOMEONE has made a porn flick with a plot? Someone who has the since to realize a market here? Hey, Pooch even fast forwards thru them...:-)

The Big Easy is perhaps a good example of a mainstream film that with very little work could be placed in this category.

[kimba1]

vivid does movies with a plot
and most made for couples movie has them too.