Tigars Got a Squirt

[Kramer]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1287054/Tiger-Woods-mistress-Devon-James-I-bore-golfer-son-years-ago.html

I wonder if it would be racist to wonder out loud why all sorts of black people have bastards running around?

Tiger Woods has a nine-year-old love child, one of his many former mistress claimed today.

Porn actress Devon James, 29, said she was made pregnant by the disgraced golfer after meeting him while she was a teenager at a Christian school.

She named the boy Austin T James and insists the middle initial is a secret tribute to the millionaire she loved.

[BSB]

"Porn actress Devon James............made pregnant............... at a Christian school."


Figures.

[Xavier_Onassis]

I am of the opinion that if a woman gets pregnant these days, she has no one to blame but her own damn self. If she had a kid with Tiger, that was because she wanted to have one.

On the other hand, she would make Kramer wear a condom.
For sure.

[Kramer]

How can I top those two posts?

[R.R.]

On the other hand, she would make Kramer wear a condom.
For sure.

Kramer: No doctors for me. A bunch of lackeys and yes-men all towing the company line. Plus, they botched my vasectomy.

Jerry: They botched it?

Kramer: I'm even more potent now!