Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar
Donald leans over, and with
a smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for that
scandal...."
Hillary: "You mean using the IRS and FBI to target political opposition?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "How I only won the Iowa Caucus through 6 delegate COIN TOSS wins?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Bill's taking huge payoff's for pardoning criminals from prison?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Bill being only the 2nd. President to ever be Impeached?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean my getting disbarred for misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean my funding the phony Arab Spring & destroying all of North Africa"?
Trump: "No, no the other one"
Hillary: "The payoffs I took from Boeing to allow the huge Russian aviation contract?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the Webb Hubbel scandal?"
Trump: "No, no, the other one."
Hillary: "My lying about the fortune I made on Cattle Futures Commodity trading?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Troopergate?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "My $26M dollar, hidden Swedish slush fund?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean my having Vince Foster Murdered?"
Trump: "No the other one"
Hillary: "You mean the $5 MILLION dollar bribe I took from Johnny Chen?"
Trump: "No, no the other one"
Hillary: "How America lost 9 MILLION jobs within 7 months of Bill's NFTA agreement?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "My holding back the U.S. Special Forces Teams on Gibraltar, 19 minutes away from Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "... That the only election I ever won in my life was an unopposed election?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Destabilizing the Egyptian government and setting the Egyptian economy back 50 years?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one"
Hillary: "My trying to erase all my emails?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Destroying Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No, no the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and china when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "No, no, NO, the other one."
.
Hillary: " You mean ... my being DISHONEST??"
...
Trump: " THAT'S IT ! ... I almost forgot about that one".
