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« on: July 19, 2007, 03:26:05 PM »
funny
Consider These 3 Thoughts
(1) Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they
quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any
surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing
to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due
again--enjoy paying them.
(2) Our Constitution
They kee p talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq
. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, and it's worked for over 200 years. And, we're not using it
anymore.
(3) Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
in a courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full
of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work
environment.
Consider These 3 Thoughts
(1) Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they
quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any
surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing
to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due
again--enjoy paying them.
(2) Our Constitution
They kee p talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq
. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, and it's worked for over 200 years. And, we're not using it
anymore.
(3) Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
in a courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full
of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work
environment.