http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/49/how-to-talk-like-a-piraAnd may the Flying Spaghetti Monster touch ye with his noodly appendage!
everything there is a seasoning,
a time for simmering purpose under the lid.
A time to be boiled and a time to fry;
a time to plant bay leaves and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
a time to kill cows and a time to mince them ...
a time to weep, a time to dice onions;
a time to stir and a time to taste ...
a time to do it right and a time to refrain from burning;
a time to lose your fork and a time to seek another one;
a time to rend meatballs and a time to slurp sauce;
a time to keep silent and a time to speak;
a time to love salt and a time to hate oregano;
a time to sit back and a time to burp.
R'Amen!
