No Cabinet Spot for al Zawahri

[richpo64]

No Cabinet Spot for al Zawahri

Al Qaeda's number two, Ayman al Zawahri, released a video today praising Malcolm X, and slamming America as an "criminal imperialist opressor".

I know what you're thinking: he's obviously angling for a spot in President Obama's cabinet. Well, too bad, Big Al, but you blew it with that "House Negro" remark. The Democrat Party does not tolerate such racially divisive language when its directed at anyone but a Black Republican. Perhaps if Zahawri clarifies his remarks and explains that he was actually referring to Condoleeza Rice, there might be a place for him on the pulpit at Obama's church. If he amps up his anti-American rants a little bit, I'm sure he could even get a job teaching at the University of Illinois.

He already attacked the Pentagon once, so that should look good on his resume.

http://blamebush.typepad.com/

[Xavier_Onassis]

Not original, but happy new avatar. Now you appear to be less annoying.

[Christians4LessGvt]

al Zawahri is too busy helping the IslamoNazis target civilians

Scene from the Chabad Jewish center in Mumbai, where the rabbi's wife
was one of the first hostages murdered.  Coroners were shocked by the
torture inflicted on innocent people in the name of Islam. (We weren't ).

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
 

[Xavier_Onassis]

Yes, let's not give a cabinet appointment to Al Zawahri.

Morons.

[richpo64]

I can only think of one thing that would make you less annoying.