US Marine sniper spares life over Hillary

[Christians4LessGvt]

Subject: Sniper
 
A USMC sniper was real good at his job. This sniper had a method.  He would yell out some insult at the enemy
and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One less insurgent! After every mission the company commander
would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?"

However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported "Five killed and I let one go."
"Let one go?" roared the company commander.  "What do you mean, you let one go?"

"Well, I yelled out "Osama is a Homo!"  Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled "Hillary is a Bitch!"
I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"

[Xavier_Onassis]

How riotously droll.

Did Rush tell you that one?

[sirs]

Boy, I can't help but notice this fascination and apparent obsession Xo has with Presidential candidates' underwear and Rush     

[Xavier_Onassis]

I mentioned underwear once.
Mormons have special underwear. Look it up.

You won't shut up about it.
This is clearly some sort sicko Rush "joke".

[sirs]

I mentioned underwear once.  Mormons have special underwear. Look it up.

Don't need to.  Candidates' underwear is not an issue with me, as it apparently is with you

You won't shut up about it.  This is clearly some sort sicko Rush "joke".

LOL....and again, with Rush     

[Amianthus]

I mentioned underwear once.
Mormons have special underwear. Look it up.

More than once. And Mormons are not alone in wearing special clothing to worship. Ask any Jew, many Roman Catholics, etc.

[Plane]

I mentioned underwear once.
Mormons have special underwear. Look it up.

More than once. And Mormons are not alone in wearing special clothing to worship. Ask any Jew, many Roman Catholics, etc.

Yes , tell us about the "sky clad".

[Amianthus]

Yes , tell us about the "sky clad".

Well, that's kinda the opposite of "special clothing." ;-)

[Stray Pooch]

Well, that's kinda the opposite of "special clothing." ;-)

I dunno Ami.  Some of them young ladies could look pretty special . . .

Nice point about other religions and special clothing.  We have a bunch of Mennonites in this area and the ladies all wear little lace prayer hats.  Some of the sects wear white ones after marriage and black ones before.  Since they don't wear jewelry, it's one way to tell whether a Mennonite babe is up for grabs. 

and as for the Hillary line - HEY XO, GET A SENSE OF HUMOR WHY DONTCHA?  It was a joke, for heaven's sake.  If it comforts you, think of it as comparing Republicans to terrorists. 

[sirs]

I'm sorry, this is too pricess not to post for Xo's benefit.  I apologise in advance     

[Stray Pooch]

I'm sorry, this is too pricess not to post for Xo's benefit.  I apologise in advance     

I think the most offensive thing about this cartoon is how knobby Mitt's knees are! 

[Xavier_Onassis]

I am not offended. I find special underwear for religious purposes to be amusing.

A clerical 'dog collar' identifies the priest, and serves a function within the social group, but underwear is not visible,and can have an effect only on the wearer.

In the 'toon, that is not an accurate depiction of Mormon garments. It lacks holes in the required places. I also imagine that Romney has knees that are less knobby, since most men's knees are less knobby than those of the 'toon Romney.

I would have no problem in voting for a Mormon, even if he wore undies from Victoria's Secret. I don't much care for Republicans though. I don't expect Romney to get the nomination, though I might be wrong. He LOOKS more presidential that any of the others. McCain looks too old, Giulani lacks hair, and Paul is too short. Between Huckabee and Romney it is a close call, but Romney is taller and has a much better profile.

[Stray Pooch]

I would have no problem in voting for a Mormon, even if he wore undies from Victoria's Secret.

Yay.  I have a shot!!!