I've heard some great "some cops are pricks" stories, probably enough to start a whole new thread, but here's mine. I was driving with an expired driver's licence when I was pulled over by two cops for speeding in the middle of nowhere on the way to one of those towns up north which has a summer population of 20,000 or so and a winter population of a few hundred. They cautioned me not to drive the car till I renewed my licence.
I told them I was in a real bind because I had an important business meeting in Burke's Falls in an hour. The cop behind the wheel was adamant, it wasn't their problem, etc. The fatter, older, gray-haired cop on the passenger side, who had been silent until then, looked at me in a kindly way, smiled, and said, "Well, kid, we couldn't let you drive now because if you were stopped again . . . [heavy emphasis on "if" and a meaningful pause after "again"] we'd have to charge you with driving without a licence." (They'd confiscated the expired licence.) I locked eyes with the older cop, waited about five seconds, smiled slowly and then I said, "OK, I guess I know what I gotta do. [pause] Thanks." The fat cop smiled at me again, I smiled back and the cop at the wheel just stared straight ahead.
The cops drove off ahead while I returned to my car and sat there a good ten minutes, listening to birds and insects. Not a single car drove by. Then I started off up the road, keeping a good 5 kph under the limit. In about one or two minutes, I saw flashing red lights behind me and a different cop pulled me over and politely asked for my licence. I pretended to look for it in my wallet, then I said, "Geeze, I dunno. It's always here in this wallet," and he said, very firmly, "You're under arrest."
There are two morals to the story. 1, never trust a cop, and 2, how I not only talked myself out of an arrest but actually got to the meeting, admittedly late but within acceptable limits. The only thing I'll say about the latter is, it never hurts to talk. [one of the many reasons I consider John Insane to be a total fucking idiot] Even when you think the situation is hopeless and there is no solution in sight, KEEP TALKING. About anything. Unless you say something really, really stupid, you have absolutely nothing to lose.
BTW, just wanted to add: I didn't really think the cop had caught the guy in a "burst" of speed, just wanted to eliminate one logical alternative before concluding that one of the two machines had to be wrong.