By the way, Abner Louima, the Haitian who was sodomized by the NYPD officer several years ago and won $6 million in his lawsuit, now lives in a really cushy house in a far better neighborhood than mine in Miami Lakes, with a major security system and a large portrait of Al Sharpton in his living room.
One of my students is tutoring his children.
I am not jealous of Louima, by the way. I just find it ironic that an Anglo with PhD and a 35 career as a college professor has led to a lesser degree of economic success than a one-time broomstick buggery by a racist cop.
OJ's digs are nicer than either Louima's or mine, by the way.
Jimmy Carter pointed out that "Life is not fair" I should like to point out that it is also ironic from time to time.
