Clerihew

[Plane]

In 1983, Games Magazine ran a contest titled "Do You Clerihew?" The winning entry was:

Did Descartes
Depart
With the thought
"Therefore I'm not"?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clerihew

[Plane]

     The Mongrel of Doggerel ,Stray Pooch,
Played on the Internet a schooch.
Explains politics,...  very thouroughly
And wont to  rhyme wittily, occasionally.

[Plane]

Remark no pip on Kramer
He'll give no quarter
His rhetoric unstinting his mien unrelenting
Is he dissenting or merely venting?

[hnumpah]

I've noticed with Kramer
His posts keep getting lamer
I imagine him in a peignoir
When I put him on ignore.

[hnumpah]

Now as to Mr. Plane
His posts are quite sane
It just really stinks
To have to go chasing links.

(I don't mind the links, Plane, just like to have some idea what they are leading to before i go chasing 'em...)

[Plane]

Here is Hnumpah
An internet bear yeah.
His posits irascible
And his handle unrhymeable.