A Hillbilly Farmer named Hollis,
Used possums and snakes
For his solace.
The offspring had scales,
And prehensile tails
And voted for
George Corley Wallace.
There are many things that one could call Wallace, but "cool" was never one of them.
Olebush was not cool, either.
Bill Clinton was plenty cool. He played the Saxophone.
Saxophones are always cool.