I feel your pain , I still like Dan Quaile , who got this sort of treatment over a Potatoe.
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I can see why you might identify with Quayle. I understand that he is now running the Nashional Insteetoot for Creeaytive Orthographie.
Perhaps you should apply for a position. You seem eminently qualified.
Thank you , we at the insitoot are considering a numerality literacy creativeity award for Barak Obama . Who is just as creative with well known numbers as can be had.