Double genius. Not only are we not getting sucked into your decadent, child-murdering society where semi-moronic thugs who gleefully mow down dozens of innocent civilians are "heroes" and "America's finest" whereas the handful of people who ridicule and expose these crypto-Nazi perverts are recognized only by the gloating visions of the more "patriotic" citizens' contemplating their slow deaths of AIDS, a fitting reward for their "unamerican" views and lack of support for child murder, but in addition we manage to live much better lives outside your borders, longer lives, lives marked by the security of knowing that our government (that is to say, our fellow-citizens) care enough about one another that even the least of us will enjoy reasonably good health care paid for by all who can, cradle to grave.
Let us forever be the "poison pill" that our infantile neighbours won't swallow, even though the whole world knows that it's good for you. Just be sure to keep the rooms clean in those Florida hotels, guys, and we civilized folks will still come down to spend a few bucks in your sinking economy. It's about as much America as we want in our lives just now, thank you very much.
