A physicist saw an enigma
And called to his mum "Flying pig, ma!"
She said "Flying pigs?
Next thing you'll see the Higgs!"
He said "Nah, not until it's five sigma!"
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Give a name to a speck, call it God
Historically, not really that odd
Our machine gave us something
To justify funding
That'll do 'til the wonders anon
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I once met a Boson called Higgs,
Whose mass was appallingly big.
"While I'm trying to hide,
folks are so quick to deride.
They keep saying I'm as big as a pig."
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There once was a physicist named Roo,
yes, her first name was Kanga, you knew?
She jumped through hoops,
to collide protons in loops,
to see what would emerge from the goo.