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Xavier_Onassis

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Re: A Real Beauty at a Great Price
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2013, 06:44:20 PM »
Mrs sirs darns those perforations, eh?
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Re: A Real Beauty at a Great Price
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2013, 09:49:16 PM »
Not that it matters to ANYTHING of importance or being discussed, but yea, she does
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Re: A Real Beauty at a Great Price
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2013, 12:50:14 PM »
CONFIRMED:
(1) sirs has a needle dick, which explains his craving for guns.
(2) sirs pokes holes in his sheets with same, and shuns the feminine task of darning them.

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Re: A Real Beauty at a Great Price
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2013, 01:44:18 PM »
Your perversions are really something to behold.  One has to wonder why you make them so public    :o
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Re: A Real Beauty at a Great Price
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2013, 09:48:15 PM »
You seem to be in love with these things.

The big question that needs to be answered is whether your weenie can fit down the barrel.

Another reason to make your purchases in a discreet gun shop rather than a gun show where there is no privacy and people will laugh at you if it fits or if it does not, and especially if it gets stuck.
 
Them hicktown yokels are pretty hard to take sometimes

Form follows function.

Clyndrical is the form of most animal peniuses because most of them function simularly.

Most nozzles , ducts , pipes , cannon , valve stems or anything elese that serves as a conduit for the passage of a fluid or projectile can be made with a cylindrical outline.

Lots of Fish are clyindrical and vaguely phallic, it is a good shape for passing through a fluid or as snakes it is a good shape for passing between obsticles.

Yep, the world is full of sticks . Do you see phalli all of the time?

I would get out of that habit if I were you . Someone that didn't know better could mistake it for obsession.

But this does bring up another question.


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Re: A Real Beauty at a Great Price
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2013, 10:18:21 PM »
 8)
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