I can visualize the phone call:
911 Dispatcher...."911 dispatch, do you have an emergency?"
Xo...."A bunch of rowdy teens having some event called "Florida Jr Republicans meet & greet", next door, getting really noisy, and throwing things. It looks like its really getting out of hand"
911 Dispatcher...."we've acknowledged your call, and will send over a pair of High School teachers, right away. I'd suggest sir, that you lock your doors, and place anything you can into your ears, to prevent further exposure, ...or in case a Republican might try coming to your door. At least until the teachers can get control of the situation"