I have eaten many a crust in front of actual French people and they did not bat an eye. They ate crusts as well. My French girlfriend and I discussed eating crusts once and we both agreed that we liked eating crusts.'
France still has great museums, the Metro runs great in Paris, The bullet trains are fast and comfortable and the food is good. We ate in a Chinese restaurant in Pris once, and it was not bad, but American Chinese food is a lot better. Well, the chicken was better, that is what we had. The won tons were better in France, though, and no free tea or fortune cookie.
France has great scenery and they are better at pruning trees.