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[Lanya]

Funnies: March Madness in Gonzales' Office

March 18, 2007 — A roundup of the late-night comics.

The Tonight Show

Jay Leno: Well, it is March Madness, but enough about the White House Attorney General's office.

Real Time

Bill Maher: And it's March Madness right now. I know people go crazy for this, not here, but in general people go crazy. The time of year when college basketball teams are eliminated faster than US attorneys.


The Daily Show

Jon Stewart: Good news for the Bush administration. Just one week after the outrageous Walter Reed Medical Center Scandal, that story is gone! Off the front page. Way back now in Marmaduke country. Cause there's a new kid in town and his name is 'outrageous fired federal prosecutors Attorney General scandal.' Yes, in one week, it's been revealed that the administration screwed over wounded vets — the most revered people in America — and lawyers — the most reviled people in America — proving … they've got range.

Late Night

Conan O'Brien: During a recent campaign speech Barack Obama complimented his opponent John Edwards by calling him, quote "kind-of cute." Yeah, then he said that Hillary, then he said that Hillary Clinton has a really great personality.

The Tonight Show

Jay Leno: And Nebraska Senator Chuck Hagel — he's a Republican — called a press conference to announce he'll be making a decision about running for President sometime later in the year. So he called a press conference to say maybe later in the year, he's going to say something important. This is the kind of bold, decisive leadership this country needs.

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[sirs]

Bill Maher: And it's March Madness right now. I know people go crazy for this, not here, but in general people go crazy. The time of year when college basketball teams are eliminated faster than US attorneys.

I didn't realize Maher was a Clinton critic.  I mean, you can't get eliminated much faster, than after the President takes office     

[sirs]

Jay Leno: And Nebraska Senator Chuck Hagel — he's a Republican — called a press conference to announce he'll be making a decision about running for President sometime later in the year. So he called a press conference to say maybe later in the year, he's going to say something important. This is the kind of bold, decisive leadership this country needs.