Cashing in on Client #9
You've got to love capitalism. No matter what happens, someone will use it as an opportunity to generate wealth. Virgin Mobile Canada
makes the most of Client #9:

From the ad copy:
At Virgin Mobile, you're more than just a number. When you call us we'll treat you like a person, not a client. Whether you're #9 or #900, you'll get hooked up with somebody who'll finally treat you just how you want to be treated.But the services Eliot Spitzer required might run you a little extra.
via
Moonbattery