Bad News about Grandpa.
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him
to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor
appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said,
"I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock:
"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"