And there you have it: sirs redefines "flawless".
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"When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master— that's all."
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sirs is what resulted from the flawless reconstruction of Humpty Dumpty by the all the King's horses and all the King's men. Humpty was reincarnated from an omelet by the Demiurge, it appears in a metephysical moment gone horribly wrong.
The King's men were impaired by their aversion to physical labor.
The King's horses were impaired by a lack of opposable thumbs.
Or so they say...