bet they taste like chicken
My guess is that these particular dinosaurs taste more like plaster or styrofoam.
My guess is that a dinosaur might taste more like iguana, or rattlesnake, when prepared as they are prepared.
Texans are famous for their attempts, not entirely unsuccessful, to make steak taste like chicken (Chicken-fried steak, they call it). I see chicken fried dinosaur as a possibility, but only if we could bring down a dinosaur or two.
What is it with this bozo that he believes that somehow sticking a bogus dinosaur in a bogus Garden of Eden will cause people to believe more readily that Jesus is the Son of God, and due to return any day, despite his being about 1900 years overdue?