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Plane

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/would you believe?
« on: October 02, 2012, 11:38:45 PM »
That he has been forbidden each of these things?

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Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

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 I don’t mind if you want to quote a few items from my list of your site. But please do not copy the list in it’s entirety.
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7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
 
8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
 
9. Not allowed to title any product “Get Over it”.
 
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone’s soul on government time.
 
11. Not allowed to join the Communist Party.
 
12. Not allowed to join any militia.
 
13. Not allowed to form any militia.
 
14. Not allowed out of my office when the president visited Sarajevo.
 
15. Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to “Sic Brass!”
 
16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”.
 
17. God may not contradict any of my orders.


http://skippyslist.com/list/

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Re: /would you believe?
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2012, 12:39:01 AM »
Many of these sound reasonable.

Who is Skippy?

Is this the peanut butter Skippy or some lesser-known Skippy?
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Re: /would you believe?
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2012, 01:39:46 AM »
He doesn't want lots of copyouts.

Best to follow the link.http://skippyslist.com/list/

It is a full blog , you can get to know him pretty well if you read all of his exposition.