Subject: FW: No Speaka Da English
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit
down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You
foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted
indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in
Public places about our sex lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man."Who talkin'
abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to
spell ' Mississippi '."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
