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Sweet Headboard!
« on: April 22, 2014, 10:43:23 AM »




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Re: Sweet Headboard!
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2014, 12:45:42 AM »
I really like that.

I bet I could make something similar.

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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2014, 12:07:21 PM »
It has a Texas Star on it, too. The ideal furniture for paranoid Texans who fear they will be murdered in their beds, perhaps marauding Comanches or Comancheros. Yee Haw!

I don't see a lock, though.
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2014, 04:01:02 PM »
Do you really want a list of stories about individuals and families murdered in their own home, including, yes, their bedroom??  Were they all not "paranoid" enough??
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2014, 05:03:31 PM »
There's a great saying, that is perfectly applicable here....I'd rather have a firearm and not need it, than to need one, and not have it
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Re: Sweet Headboard!
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2014, 06:27:46 PM »
There are about 330 million people in this country. The average American is about as likely to get murdered in his bed as he is to get killed by blue ice falling out of a plane.
Those that DO get murdered in their beds are most likely gangsters or people engaged in very shady activities.

sirs silly statement makes as much sense as saying, "I'd rather have an eggplant and not need it, than to need and eggplant and not have it."

I imagine that the number of people who have shot family members they thought were intruders is as great as the number who have actually short real intruders. I am reminded of that case of the crippled South African runner who blew away his girlfriend recently.
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Re: Sweet Headboard!
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2014, 06:35:27 PM »
There are about 330 million people in this country. The average American is about as likely to get murdered in his bed as he is to get killed by blue ice falling out of a plane.

There are about 330 million people in this country. Millions of them own homes. They are VERY UNLIKELY to ever have their house burn down, so really they should all cancel their home owners fire insurance!  ::)
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2014, 07:05:47 PM »
Bingo!!    8)
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Re: Sweet Headboard!
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2014, 07:30:32 PM »
"I'd rather have an eggplant and not need it, than to need and eggplant and not have it."



   Why doesn't this work?

     When I don't need food , I know that I will need food.

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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2014, 11:39:45 AM »
Go suck an eggplant, sirs.
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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2014, 11:59:15 AM »
LOL....you can always identify the exact time of utter defeat, when all that's left in the gas tank of debate is the above example      8)
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2014, 08:56:56 AM »
Guns in your headboard are nothing at all like fire insurance.

Fire insurance replaces your house should it catch fire and burn down.

A gun in a headboard is not going to replace anyone murdered in their bed.

Perhaps you should put a FIRE EXTINGUISHER in that headboard.
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2014, 11:03:19 AM »
They're insurance of another kind, that's all.  And they sure as hell can prevent someone being murdered in their bed.  There's probably room for a fire extinguisher as well, as that's far more similar to the preventative form of insurance, a firearm provides
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2014, 02:44:18 PM »
You could stuff a bazooka up in there as well.

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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2014, 02:48:55 PM »
Too big, not to mention both illegal and irrelevant to the premice behind the topic of the thread.  Deflection effort duly noted
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