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A committee of Hillary Clinton admirers was gathering funds to have her added to Mount Rushmore , ....
.... They had to quit because Mt Rushmore does not have room for two more faces.
A committee of Donald Trump admirers was petitioning the Donald for monies to add his visage to Mt. Rushmore, The Donald turned them down , but suggested that they start a program to carve Mt. Everest instead of Mt, Rushmore.....
.......So that the Trump head could be closer to life size.