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Two Brazilian Soldiers Were Killed in Iraq
« on: November 29, 2007, 07:11:45 PM »
An aide said to President Bush, "Two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq yesterday."

The president's face drained white, he went into a 1000-yard stare and his features contorted into the most agonized expression.

"How many is two brazzilion," he said.

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Re: Two Brazilian Soldiers Were Killed in Iraq
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2007, 07:28:23 PM »
Don't quit your day job        :P
"The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal." -- Aristotle

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A silly condom joke
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2007, 09:17:36 PM »
Miss Beatrice, the  church organist, was in her eighties and had never been  married.
                She  was admired for her sweetness and kindness to  all.
                  One  afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her  quaint sitting room.
                  She  invited him to have a seat while she prepared  tea.
                 As he  sat facing her old Hammond organ,  the young minister noticed a cut-glass  bowl sitting on top of it.
                 The bowl  was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a  condom!
               When she returned with tea and scones, they began to  chat.
                The  pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its  strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and  he  could no longer resist.
               
                "Miss  Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing  to the bowl.

   "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little    package on the  ground.
   The  directions said to place it on the organ,
   keep  it wet and that it would prevent the spread of  disease.
   Do  you know I haven't had the flu all winter."

   If  you don't send this to five GOOD friends right away there will be  five
   fewer  people smiling in the world  .

Sent to me by an old buddy.
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."