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The_Professor

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Condoms Anyone?
« on: June 10, 2008, 12:24:25 PM »
Antarctic base gets condom haul before winter
16,500 prophylactics arrive for 125 scientists, staff before darkness sets in
Reuters
updated 4:46 a.m. ET, Mon., June. 9, 2008

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - One of the last shipments to a U.S. research base in Antarctica before the onset of winter darkness was a year's supply of condoms, a New Zealand newspaper reported Monday.

Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available, free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid the potential embarrassment of having to buy them.

The base only has a skeleton staff through the long winter.

"Since everybody knows everyone, it becomes a little bit uncomfortable," Henriksen told the Southland Times newspaper.

About 125 scientists and staff are stationed at McMurdo base, the largest community in Antarctica, during the winter months when there is constant darkness.

The first sunrise will occur on Aug. 20 and McMurdo's population will start to increase again in September when supply flights resume, peaking at more than 1,000 during the summer period.

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Re: Condoms Anyone?
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2008, 12:34:53 PM »
16,500 condoms, divided by 125 Antarctic researchers comes to 132 per researcher, for a period of maybe 90 days. I am guessing that either they are more sexually active than the average non-Antarctic researcher, or perhaps they hold weekend classes in making strange balloon animals. Or playing perverted tricks on the penguins.

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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2008, 12:38:06 PM »
Or the men are over-optimistic?
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Re: Condoms Anyone?
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2008, 02:53:43 PM »
16,500 condoms, divided by 125 Antarctic researchers comes to 132 per researcher, for a period of maybe 90 days.

Well, it's more like 4 months (had a friend who worked down there for a while).

Still it's like 1+ condoms a day. But like the article said, they make sure everyone has enough so no one feels embarrassed.
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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2008, 04:09:50 PM »
knowing me I`d fill one of them with water and leave it outside to see if it`ll freeze.
probly try to make a ice dachshund.


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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 04:34:27 PM »
probly try to make a ice dachshund.


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I like the idea of the ice daschund, grasshopper.
Very creative.

How would you do the legs and ears?
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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2008, 05:17:35 PM »
I`ll have to sacrifice more condoms to make the legs and head
use snow for the rest

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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2008, 06:08:05 PM »
In that environment your sculpture might last for centurys.

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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2008, 06:14:17 PM »
if possible I`d try to use a hose and see if I can make a frozen water sculpture .
like the ones in ireland
in the winter the folks on purpose leave the sprinklers on to make these beautiful ice sculptures.
I think there alot of potential to do stuff like this in anartica.

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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2008, 06:16:31 PM »
These are cool. "Frozen waves"

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