And if the dumb schmucks still don't get it the second time round, will there be a Third Coming? I mean, how many sales trips does this so-called god have to make before he can finally seal the deal?
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The Book of Revelation says that Jews will only get one more chance. But then Christianity doesn't seem to like things that come in twos: there are THREE deities, and the Holy Ghost was added during the middle ages, based on some vague mumbo-jumbo in the OT.
When you come right down to it, Jesus does not seem to be as good at PR as modern American marketing (which makes no claims about being divine or free of error). In around 2000 years, not everyone in the human race has heard of Jesus, and after less than 200, MORE have heard of Coca-Cola. One of those things than could make a person go hmmmm.
You can blame human error and Satan and a variety of other things for a greater number of souls not BECOMING Christians, but just HEARING of him, well, that is entirely on his watch, if you ask me. Jesus one impressive stunt was resurrection. True, it happens on a weekly basis in US hospitals with those paddle thingies, but still, it is impressive, and Jesus only did this once. I am pretty sure that he could have done a lot better at PR if he'd done it again for a second or third time.
Curing Lepers used to be a biggie too, but we seem to have mastered this. If there are any lepers left, it's just due to poverty, or perhaps playing with the wrong armadillo.