You Want an Apology?
YOU WANT AN APOLOGY???
HERE'S YOUR F$#@ING APOLOGY!
by Steve Young
November 3, 2006 -- Hollywood (apj.us) -- Within any problem lies an answer, so said Einstein.
Kerry botches a joke about Bush. Republicans demand an apology to the troops and their families.
A problem for Democrats?
Only if they don't seek the answer inside the problem.
The answer?
Republicans want to call for apologies when defaming, undermining and letting down our troops -- so let's get this party started!
COMMERCIAL #1
Run Bush's hysterical search for WMD at the White House Press Corp Dinner.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #2
Run Rumsfeld's "Go to war with the army you have, not the one you want."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #3
Run Cheney's "The insurgency, if you will, is in its last throes."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #4
Run John Boehner's "We''ll beat (Kerry) to death."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #5
Run Bush's "Brownie, your'e doin' a heckuva job."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #6
Run Cheney's "We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #7
Run George Tenet getting the Medal of Freedom from George Bush.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #8
Run Wolfowitz testifying how the war would pay for itself.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #9
Run Rumsfeld saying that he couldn't see the war going past six months.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL # 10
Run Barbara Bush saying that living in the Astrodome is working out really well for Katrina victims
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #11
Run Tony Snow saying that the thousands killed in Iraq was "just a number."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #12
Run Bush's admission that he just doesn't think that much about bin Laden.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #13
Run Bush's "Bring it on."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #14
Run the faces of the 655,000 dead Iraqis
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #15
Run Bush's description of Itaqi war as a "comma"; a "nanosecond."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #16
Run web photos of Rush Limbaugh (the same Limbaugh Bush and Cheney use to sell their message) mocking Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #17
Run any ten seconds of Sean Hannity.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #18
Run Colin Powell's performance at the U.N.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #19
Dubai Ports scandal
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #20
Dick Cheney's closed-door energy pow-wow.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #21
Pharmaceutical lobby writing the pharmaceutical legislation
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #22
Outing a CIA Agent.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #23
Run George Bush saying, "If anyone in this administration was involved in it, they would no longer be in this administration."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #24
For cutting veterans' benefits until the Democrats embarrassed them into uncutting.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #25
For sending the troops into harm's way underequiiped.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #26
For losing billion$ meant to rebuild Iraq
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #27
For sending unqualified bureacrats to Iraq ONLY because they were Republican.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #28
For losing hundred of thousand of weapons in Iraq, which will be used against us.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #29
For sending family's children into war, but not their own
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #30
For not taking the advice of generals, then blaming them.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #31
For Bush saying that "no one one could have anticipated the breaching of the levies."
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #32
For courting the religious right, then flipping them off.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #33
For borrowing trillions from our children's future, placing it in the pockets of the wealthiest Americans and calling it a booming economy.
COMMERCIAL #34
Run photos of the flag-draped coffins of our young heroes we're not supposed to see.
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
COMMERCIAL #35
Mission Accomplished
Ending Graphic...
Where is the G-d F$#@ING APOLOGY? HUH?
Oh, and COMMERCIAL #36
THE LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIAâ„¢ WHO LET ALL OF THIS CRAP GO DOWN WITHOUT 1/10TH THE COVERAGE THEY GAVE KERRY'S BOTCHED JOKE!
Ending Graphic: Where is the apology?
Got any more? Keep sending them in. I'll be added them to the list and shipping the bunch of 'em to the DNC.
If they don't use them, then we do have a problem. With them.
Steve Young is a Senior Fellow at the Extreme Far Centrist Foundation' Political Husbandry Conservation Centre and Stereo Repair. In his spare time, he is also an author, comedy writer, columnist, LA talk show host and author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful."(What? You STILL haven't bought it? Then visit
http://www.greatfailure.com/) and the new "15 Minutes". You can also check out the satirical side of Steve every Sunday in the LA Daily News.
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