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Christians4LessGvt

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BREAKING NEWS ON SARAH PALIN
« on: September 12, 2008, 06:47:26 PM »
BREAKING NEWS:

Palin's Church in Alaska Believes that Jesus Christ Is God and that He Created the World!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS ON SARAH PALIN
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2008, 06:55:38 PM »
Quote from: ChristiansUnited4LessGvt on September 12, 2008, 06:47:26 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

Palin's Church in Alaska Believes that Jesus Christ Is God and that He Created the World!


So, they're just as stupid as every other church.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS ON SARAH PALIN
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2008, 06:58:51 PM »
Brass now calling his man stupid??  What next?

Oh, where's that headline of the GOP dropping the Palin anchor, Brass?  Any minute now, right?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS ON SARAH PALIN
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2008, 07:05:34 PM »
<<Palin's Church in Alaska Believes that Jesus Christ Is God and that He Created the World!>>

And did it 4,000 years ago too.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS ON SARAH PALIN
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2008, 07:09:22 PM »
Quote from: Michael Tee on September 12, 2008, 07:05:34 PM
And did it 4,000 years ago too.

That's not one of the teachings of the AoG churches, AFAIK.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS ON SARAH PALIN
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2008, 07:10:36 PM »
Ooops, sorry, wrong bunch of blaspheming lunatics.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS ON SARAH PALIN
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2008, 12:18:47 AM »
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And did it 4,000 years ago too.

Actually around 4000 BC, which would have been about 6000 years ago.

Some guy named Usher (Ussher?) supposedly figured out the exact date to be in 4004 BC. Sometime in October, I think. I'd have to look it up.
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