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Ah, yes, memories of pickled eggs and beer...
« on: September 25, 2008, 01:16:47 AM »
Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.
 
Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."
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Re: Ah, yes, memories of pickled eggs and beer...
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 03:08:45 AM »
yes
i truely believe no harm is done
but dangit we must take a stand and stop this.
too long people have let it rip in restaurants or near me.
this must stop
how da f&*k do people think is ok to do around food.

DAMN IT!!!!!!!
my nephew just text me about freezing farts and smelling them later

people gotta take a stand and stop this

damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Ah, yes, memories of pickled eggs and beer...
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 09:52:12 AM »
I've found that kimchi will usually work better than pickled eggs, though the two in combination can be almost lethal.
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 11:25:39 AM »
I don't think that a fart would qualify as an assault. It would be amusing if this charge went to the Supreme Court.
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 12:15:12 PM »
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I don't think that a fart would qualify as an assault.

I've been around some that would qualify as declarations of war.
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Re: Ah, yes, memories of pickled eggs and beer...
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2008, 05:37:46 PM »
  I have an aquaintence who received a severe brusing for mentioning something about doughnuts to a fellow who was arresting him.

   There is a tradition in Georgia of being very polite to well armed people , I try to follow this tradition myself.