When we restore anything you have posted today will be gone.
That's right, LADIES CLOTHING! Especially the frilly, lacy kind!!! And sometimes, late at night . . .
I watch Michael Moore movies.
Ummm, umm, I, er, I thought this was gonna be delet - I mean, I . . . , there was . . . , say, um, I am a VICTIM OF IDENTITY THEFT, I tell ya! Somebody stole my true identity, that's all this is. I'm really a woman trapped in a man's bod- I mean I am the REAL Stray Pooch. This guy here is an imposter who looks divine in heels - I mean who ought to be completely ignored. Pay no attention to that stunningly dressed man behind the closet door, er, curtain, I mean.
I have to go shoot something and eat it while watching Glenn Beck. Plus there is a tea party to go to and I can't find my pearl - I mean PROtest signs. Yeah, that's the ticket! A real, red-blooded Republican male - that's me.
In sizzling stilettos . . .