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Toilet Paper
« on: March 24, 2010, 04:53:27 PM »
Does anyone know if the Census Form makes decent toilet paper?

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2010, 07:11:08 PM »
kramer ....i mailed mine back in this week....and answered as little as possible.

when they call or ring my doorbell....i will be polite/respectful and say:

The U.S. Constitution empowers Congress to provide for a census in
order to apportion Representatives correctly.

The Constitution does not empower Congress to use a census for any
other purpose.

There is no need for Congress to collect additional information such as names,
races, ages, sexes, or home ownership status.

Unfortunately, the federal government wants to use the additional information
to fine-tune its control over the lives and money of the American people.


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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2010, 08:12:39 PM »
kramer ....i mailed mine back in this week....and answered as little as possible.

when they call or ring my doorbell....i will be polite/respectful and say:

The U.S. Constitution empowers Congress to provide for a census in
order to apportion Representatives correctly.

The Constitution does not empower Congress to use a census for any
other purpose.

There is no need for Congress to collect additional information such as names,
races, ages, sexes, or home ownership status.

Unfortunately, the federal government wants to use the additional information
to fine-tune its control over the lives and money of the American people.




I'm a bit more combative. In 2000 I threw it away. When they came to my door I ignored them. As I recall they showed up about 3 tiimes.

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2010, 08:36:52 PM »
too rough and smooth

it won`t make a decent wipe

also you`ll risk getting a cut

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2010, 08:51:32 PM »
There were only ten questions on my census form.

It was neither invasive nor detailed.

Kramer, you are a moron.
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2010, 09:16:03 PM »
too rough and smooth

it won`t make a decent wipe

also you`ll risk getting a cut

paper cut on butt would be bad news

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 09:16:58 PM »
There were only ten questions on my census form.

It was neither invasive nor detailed.

Kramer, you are a moron.

Richard you are a Dick

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 11:49:00 PM »
Kramer....not answering the door is ok.

but I read where some people get all mad & cuss the census workers...

in my mind they are just trying to do a job....
in fact I applaud them gettting off their duff and
not sitting at home collecting welfare/unemployment

it's not really their fault our corrupt gvt pays them to
try to get more info so the gvt can intrude further into
our lives....

LOL @ "what race are you" question
what a crock
they are consumed with race
proves they are the racist
i checked "other" and put "HUMAN RACE"

so i will be polite...understand they've got a job to do
and I got to do what I got to do.....

usually kill'em with kindness works better any way...

they may quote some threatening law
i'll just tell 'em to call my lawyer  :D

« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 11:51:50 PM by ChristiansUnited4LessGvt »
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2010, 12:09:49 AM »
Georgia is likely to get two congresspersons and Texas Three.

Do people flee failure?

If blue states leak into red ones , (and they do) power can follow the people.

Unless of course the numbers can be fudged somehow?
« Last Edit: March 25, 2010, 12:41:00 AM by Plane »

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2010, 12:36:39 AM »
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Unless of course the numbers can be fudged somehow?

True power lays with those who tabulate counts. Whether they be votes or people.

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« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2010, 12:41:04 AM »
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Unless of course the numbers can be fudged somehow?

True power lays with those who tabulate counts. Whether they be votes or people.


Who does the counting? Are the party people? Do they have political ties? Offshore accounts? Who cuts their checks and keeps them employed? These are good questions.