SPELL CHECQUER

[Amianthus]

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

[Kramer]

it works well too, what program? send it to Plane.

[Xavier_Onassis]

A clever poem. I saved it for posterity. Thank you for sharing it with us, Ami.

"checquer" is a valid British spelling, but the spellchecker in this forum does not like it.

[Kramer]

A clever poem. I saved it for posterity. Thank you for sharing it with us, Ami.

"checquer" is a valid British spelling, but the spellchecker in this forum does not like it.

I had no idea programs on this forum had the ability to like or dislike or even have feelings one way or the other. But people on this forum that dislike you or even like you can and do have feelings.

[Xavier_Onassis]

By saying that the spellchecker in this forum did not "like" the spelling 'checquer', I was anthropomorphizing it.Since you seem incapable of understanding the concept of personification of nonhuman entities, I will rephrase it.

The spellchecker in this forum indicates that it does not find the spelling of the word "checquer" to be acceptable, by placing a squiggly red line beneath it. It does accept the spelling "checker", as it does not place a squiggly red line beneath the word when spelled in the latter fashion.

I trust that this meets with the abilities of your intellect.

My cat seems to find this simplification adequate.

[Kramer]

By saying that the spellchecker in this forum did not "like" the spelling 'checquer', I was anthropomorphizing it.Since you seem incapable of understanding the concept of personification of nonhuman entities, I will rephrase it.

The spellchecker in this forum indicates that it does not find the spelling of the word "checquer" to be acceptable, by placing a squiggly red line beneath it. It does accept the spelling "checker", as it does not place a squiggly red line beneath the word when spelled in the latter fashion.

I trust that this meets with the abilities of your intellect.

My cat seems to find this simplification adequate.

In case you never got my real name it's HAL.

[Xavier_Onassis]

I know your name: it was on teevee: It's "Kosmo".

[Kramer]

I know your name: it was on teevee: It's "Kosmo".

2001 HAL gone mad

[Xavier_Onassis]

So you would rather be thought of as a defective computer than a doofus neighbor who does occasionally ridiculous deeds?

[Kramer]

So you would rather be thought of as a defective computer than a doofus neighbor who does occasionally ridiculous deeds?

It doesn't matter to me one way or the other. You have your opinions and I wouldn't want to change them. I know deep down inside that you really like me though.