I agree pirates and ninjas probably would both like seafood. Pittsburgh Pirates, however, are named for inland river pirates, such as those who used to hang out in the Pittsburgh area. There is no seafood in the Monongahela, so far as I know.
When I think about going to a restaurant, I do not consider the probability of seeing Chuck Norris at all, ever. I once saw a guy with a Chuck Norris jacket in a Waffle House, once. It was uneventful.
Of course you didn't see the ninjas , ..
...duh..
, what part of Ninja didn't you understand?
