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domer70

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Hu's on First?: Bush and Condi Style
« on: November 30, 2006, 03:47:16 PM »



George:   Condi!  Nice to see you.  What's happening?

Condi:   Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China .

George :   Great.  Lay it on me.

Condi:   Hu is the new leader of China .

George :   That's what I want to know.

Condi:   That's what I'm telling you.

George :   That's what I'm asking you.  Who is the new leader of China ?

Condi:   Yes.

George :   I mean the fellow's name.

Condi:   Hu.

George :   The guy in China .

Condi:   Hu.

George :   The new leader of China .

Condi:   Hu.

George :   The main man in China !

Condi:   Hu is leading China .

George :   Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi:   I'm telling you, Hu is leading China .

George :   Well, I'm asking you.  Who is leading China ?

Condi:   That's the man's name.

George :   That's who's name?

Condi:   Yes.

George :   Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China ?

Condi:   Yes, sir.

George :   Yassir?   Yassir Arafat is in China ?  I thought he's dead in the Middle East .

Condi:   That's correct.

George :   Then who is in China ?

Condi:   Yes, sir.

George :   Yassir is in China ?

Condi:   No, sir.

George :   Then who is?

Condi:   Yes, sir.

George :   Yassir?

Condi:   No, sir.

George :  Look Condi.  I need to know the name of the new leader of China .  Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi:   Kofi?

George :   No, thanks.

Condi:  You want Kofi?

George :   No.

Condi:   You don't want Kofi.

George :  No.  But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.  And then get me the U.N.

Condi:   Yes, sir.

George :  Not Yassir!  The guy at the U.N.

Condi:  Kofi?

George :  Milk!  Will you please make the call?

Condi:  And call who?

George :  Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi:   Hu is the guy in China

George :   Will you stay out of China ?!

Condi:   Yes, sir.

George :   And stay out of the Middle East !  Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi:  Kofi.

George :  All right!  With cream and two sugars.



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Re: Hu's on First?: Bush and Condi Style
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2006, 03:57:51 PM »
I am laughing so hard that the tears are rolling down my face.

Damnit it, I am at work, man.

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