Very funny!
but...
Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes against the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden.
I believe that the Miami team are not percoid food fishes, but pelagic cetacean mammals. It is rare to name a sports team for creatures that humans consider edible. Unusually slow creatures, such as sloths, snails, turtles, tortoises and slugs are also unlikely to become mascots.
Despite the indispensable contribution to sports, the organism most responsible for the success of professional sports teams is never considered. I purpose that we have a team known as the Milwaulkee Yeast. Yeast has been ignored for far too long as a beneficial creature to human civilization.
Without yeast, there is no beer. Without beer, half the sponsors are no more.