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3DHS / SPAM -- The Food for a Troubled Nation?
« on: November 16, 2008, 10:46:47 AM »
Spam Turns Serious and Hormel Turns Out More

By ANDREW MARTIN
AUSTIN, Minn. — The economy is in tatters and, for millions of people, the future is uncertain. But for some employees at the Hormel Foods Corporation plant here, times have never been better. They are working at a furious pace and piling up all the overtime they want.

The workers make Spam, perhaps the emblematic hard-times food in the American pantry.

Through war and recession, Americans have turned to the glistening canned product from Hormel as a way to save money while still putting something that resembles meat on the table. Now, in a sign of the times, it is happening again, and Hormel is cranking out as much Spam as its workers can produce.

In a factory that abuts Interstate 90, two shifts of workers have been making Spam seven days a week since July, and they have been told that the relentless work schedule will continue indefinitely.

Spam, a gelatinous 12-ounce rectangle of spiced ham and pork, may be among the world’s most maligned foods, dismissed as inedible by food elites and skewered by comedians who have offered smart-alecky theories on its name (one G-rated example: Something Posing As Meat).

But these days, consumers are rediscovering relatively cheap foods, Spam among them. A 12-ounce can of Spam, marketed as “Crazy Tasty,” costs about $2.40. “People are realizing it’s not that bad a product,” said Dan Johnson, 55, who operates a 70-foot-high Spam oven.

Hormel declined to cooperate with this article, but several of its workers were interviewed here recently with the help of their union, the United Food and Commercial Workers International Union Local 9. Slumped in chairs at the union hall after making 149,950 cans of Spam on the day shift, several workers said they been through boom times before — but nothing like this.

Spam “seems to do well when hard times hit,” said Dan Bartel, business agent for the union local. “We’ll probably see Spam lines instead of soup lines.”

Even as consumers are cutting back on all sorts of goods, Spam is among a select group of thrifty grocery items that are selling steadily.

Pancake mixes and instant potatoes are booming. So are vitamins, fruit and vegetable preservatives and beer, according to data from October compiled by Information Resources, a market research firm.

“We’ve seen a double-digit increase in the sale of rice and beans,” said Teena Massingill, spokeswoman for the Safeway grocery chain, in an e-mail message. “They’re real belly fillers.”

Kraft Foods said recently that some of its value-oriented products like macaroni and cheese, Jell-O and Kool-Aid were experiencing robust growth. And sales are still growing, if not booming, for Velveeta, a Kraft product that bears the same passing resemblance to cheese as Spam bears to ham.

Spam holds a special place in America’s culinary history, both as a source of humor and of cheap protein during hard times.

Invented during the Great Depression by Jay Hormel, the son of the company’s founder, Spam is a combination of ham, pork, sugar, salt, water, potato starch and a “hint” of sodium nitrate “to help Spam keep its gorgeous pink color,” according to Hormel’s Web site for the product.

Because it is vacuum-sealed in a can and does not require refrigeration, Spam can last for years. Hormel says “it’s like meat with a pause button.”

During World War II, Spam became a staple for Allied troops overseas. They introduced it to local residents, and it remains popular in many parts of the world where the troops were stationed.

Spam developed a camp following in the 1970s, mainly because of Monty Python, the English comedy troupe. In a 1970 skit, a couple tried to order breakfast at a cafe featuring Spam in nearly every entree, like “Spam, Eggs, Sausage and Spam.” The diners were eventually drowned out by a group of Vikings singing, “Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam.”

(Familiar with the skit, Internet pioneers labeled junk e-mail “spam” because it overwhelmed other dialogue, according to one theory.)

Here in Austin, local officials have tried to capitalize on Spam’s kitschy cultural status, even if a decidedly unpleasant odor hangs over the town (a slaughterhouse next to the Hormel plant butchers 19,000 hogs a day). Austin advertises itself as “Spamtown,” and it boasts 13 restaurants with Spam on the menu.

Jerry’s Other Place sells a Spamburger for $6.29. Johnny’s “Spamarama” menu includes eggs Benedict with Spam for $7.35. At Steve’s Pizza, a medium Spam and pineapple pizza costs $11.58.

“There are all kinds of people who have an emotional connection to Spam,” said Gil Gutknecht Jr., the former Minnesota congressman, who was in the gift shop at the Spam Museum buying a Spam tie, sweatshirt and earrings. Mr. Gutknecht recalled that he once served as a judge in a Spam recipe contest.

“The best thing was Spam brownies,” he said, with more or less a straight face.

No independent data provider compiles sales figures that include all the outlets where Spam is sold, including foreign stores, so it is not clear exactly how much sales are up. Hormel’s chief executive, Jeffrey M. Ettinger, said in September that they were growing by double digits.

The company would not discuss more recent sales of the product or permit a tour of the Spam factory, citing rules that Hormel said prevented it from speaking ahead of a forthcoming earnings report.

However, Hormel executives appear to be banking on the theory that Spam fits nicely into recession budgets. Workers on the Spam line in Austin — more than 40 of them work two shifts —see no signs that their work schedule will let up.

“We are scheduled to work every day except Thanksgiving and Christmas,” said Darwin Sellers, 56, a Spam “formulator” who adds salt, sugar and nitrates to batches of Spam. “Mr. Ettinger is negotiating with the man upstairs to get us to work eight days a week.”

Mr. Sellers said he had not seen much of his family in recent months, but the grueling schedule had been good for his checkbook. He bought a new television and planned to replace a 20-year-old refrigerator.

Unlike his colleagues though, he has no plans to stock up on Spam. “It’s not something I’ve ever developed a taste for,” he said.

A rising segment of the public, it seems, does have a taste for Spam, which is available in several varieties, including Spam Low Sodium, Spam with Cheese and Spam Hot & Spicy.

James Bate, a 48-year-old sausage maker, was buying it at Wal-Mart in Cleveland recently. Not only was it cheap, but he said it brought back fond memories of his grandfather’s making him Spam sandwiches.

“You can mix it with tomatoes and onions and make a good meal out of it,” he said. “A little bit of this stuff goes a long way.”



http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/15/business/15spam.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

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3DHS / Change is NOT Needed, thank you
« on: November 16, 2008, 09:36:58 AM »
Deep-Red Region Has Obama Blues :  http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122671283257730271.html

A Different Perspective.

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3DHS / Re: KKK shoots and kills
« on: November 11, 2008, 10:35:49 PM »
Then why do we report on them?  :o

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3DHS / Re: Put on a Happy Face: The Republican challenge
« on: November 11, 2008, 10:34:47 PM »
True and genteel Bipartisanship should be the name of the game on both sides. This nation has significant problems, many caused by mistakes from all sides, that need focused and effective solutions and a bipartisan approach might be the best method to accomplish this. As one voter, I am looking for REAL answers to REAL problems and the Party of the Solver is less important than the Solution.

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3DHS / Re: http://change.gov/
« on: November 11, 2008, 10:28:49 PM »
"Getting a job with the new administration is pretty much like getting any job: It’s all about connections."

Funny; I naively thought that obtaining a Federal Government job (Civil Service not appointee) centers around hiring the most capable applicant. Is hiring at the the Base you work at done via hiring the most capable or "by connections"?

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3DHS / Re: Silky Pony caught with pants down
« on: August 08, 2008, 05:23:55 PM »
So, "Pretty Boy" got caught, huh?

This would be bad enough (or am I the only one who expects no extra-marital affairs?)  but his wife has incurable cancer!

Wonder if his hair ever got ruffled during the, er, workouts? Bet not...

Real good show of integrity...

So, is the child really his?

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3DHS / Re: WoW
« on: August 08, 2008, 05:21:41 PM »
I am a Level 70 as of a few days ago...Highest there is until the expansion comes out in Nov/Jan.

Got my flying gryphon yesterday. Fun "dumping" on the locals (did I just say that?)

lol

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3DHS / Re: Games people play
« on: August 08, 2008, 05:17:09 PM »
Well, especially since the Taurens really aren't all that bad anyway, if you read the WoW history. Just a severe case of tree hugging..

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3DHS / Re: WoW
« on: July 12, 2008, 10:33:16 PM »
Muppette is a 62 Rogue, but you made 63 far faster than what Mupps accomplished.  GOOD job, Professor      8)    and if you ever find yourself on the Hellscream server, look Muppette up.  Also keep a look out for Yodar and Papawjohn

Level 67 now, as of a few moments ago.

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3DHS / Re: WoW
« on: July 12, 2008, 10:31:10 PM »
How many points does it take to not be a 'noob'?
A "Noob" is a new player and is actually more a matter of behavior than points , someone who plays the game well is not a Noob, but someone who plays the game persistantly can reach highlevels even if his play is inelegant .
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Is Dark Iron a place, or is that your rogue's name?
Dark Iron is a virtual place , a complete planet unto itself in which fantastic and terrible creatures virtually form relationships or slay one another , a real person may enter this realm as one of these creatures , transformed into an elf , a zombie , an orc or a human. The relm of Dark Iron is primarilarily PvP which means that the potential for deadly ambush by another player is almost constant. World of Warcraft is devided into  dozens of these realms.More realms are created now and then to prevent crouding .
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I assume that "rogue" is another term for avatar.

Not exactly , the player uses an avatar but Rogue is just one of the several types of Avatar , one could be classed as a Palidan just as easily if one prefered to play in the style of a Palidin. A Rogue is lightly armored and able to move undetected amoung the other players , backstabbing , poisioning , lockpicking and getting away as if vanished is the caricteristic of rogues . Palidins are very diffrent and can majicly heal other players of their virtual wounds they can wear plate armor and attack their enemys with formidable force , rather than sneak about like a rogue Palidins tend to wear shiny and colorfull costumes and are rather vain and full of themselves prime canadates for ganking to my mind. The "race" of an avatar can be several diffrent sorts of being but all are devided in to two alliences ; "The Hoard" and "The Allience" An Allience player cannot attack another Allience caricter but must beware attack from Hoard caricters. Also on screen are "mob" and "Monster" creatures which fight players but are actually just programmed into the game themselves. Most of the advance in rank comes from killing monsters . Slaying the opposing players does not advance rank but instead produces "reputation" and "honor".
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Muppette sounds a bit like a sissy name, reminds me of a cross between Smurfette and Miss Piggy.


Avatar names need to be unique and they may be anything that is not objectionable enough to get other players complaining. A player could be named Xavier_Onassis as easily as anything elese , as long as no one has already taken the name , perhaps you should hurry and claim the title before someone elese does.

And another version of this is that a Rogue is a thief who excels at backstabbing and poisons, certainly not noble professions in the normal sense of the word. Paladins are holy warriors, certainly a noble calling and one to be desired and admired.  Paladins for example cannot use ranged weapons like bows; only melee weapons for hand-to-hand combat . More "fair" and chivalrous that way.

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3DHS / Re: US housing slump creating 'ghost towns'
« on: July 05, 2008, 02:09:55 PM »
and the economy has not bottomed out yet. A friend of mine is 4 months behins on his mortage and his mortgage company is willing to work with him as they know they will just take a bath on his home anyway if they foreclose.

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3DHS / Re: Clinton supporters still not embracing Obama
« on: July 05, 2008, 02:08:31 PM »
So, ex-Clinton supporters may stay home as well as disgruntled evangelicals who won't vote for McCain. An interesting dilemma for sure. Obama should have accepted a VP role with Clinton as Prez and it would have been a more votable ticket. Some idiot might have capped Hillary and he would be Prez anyway or at least if that did not happen, he would have been in a perfect spot for future campaigns.

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3DHS / Re: Helms Dead at Age 86
« on: July 05, 2008, 02:06:33 PM »
Which is yet another reason I seldom stop by here anymore, Sirs.

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3DHS / Re: Helms Dead at Age 86
« on: July 05, 2008, 02:00:40 PM »
<<But allow me to point out for clarification that those comments weren't part of the Broder column, but in the comments section where any registered user can submit a comment.  Not everyone online has the thought processes of the people who populate this forum (and be thankful that they haven't found this place yet!)>>

Huh?  Allow ME to point out for clarification that I am the originator of those comments and I stand behind them 100%.  A dead racist pig is a dead racist pig.  No point in placing a top-hat on his head and calling him a statesman.

So? Your comments were still tacky. Give the man some time at least to be deceased before you step all over his grave...geeeesh.

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3DHS / Re: Helms Dead at Age 86
« on: July 05, 2008, 12:40:20 AM »
From JESSE HELMS, WHITE RACIST, by David Broder
Wednesday, August 29, 2001; Washington Post, Page A21
http://www.racematters.org/jessehelmswhiteracist.htm

<<What really sets Jesse Helms apart is that he is the last prominent unabashed white racist politician in this country -- a title that one hopes will now be permanently retired. A few editorials and columns came close to saying that. But the squeamishness of much of the press in characterizing Helms for what he is suggests an unwillingness to confront the reality of race in our national life.>>

from L.A. Times Obit
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-helms5-2008jul05,0,2320291.story

<<And he was the only senator to vote against making the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday a national holiday. His lone dissent came only after he conducted a 16-day filibuster against the King holiday, during which Helms took to the Senate floor to decry the assassinated King, a pacifist and beloved civil rights leader, for his "action-oriented Marxism.">>

A thoroughly obnoxious, white racist pig.  Rot in Hell, Jesse.   Good riddance to bad rubbish.




Really tacky. Real low-class. Gonna put a couch on your front porch next? So much for not speaking ill of the dead. Real crass.

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