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circumlocution
« on: December 08, 2008, 01:49:52 AM »


AT AMAZON, THE Twelve Days of Christmas Holiday. ?12 Days of Holiday?? What does that even mean? Besides someone not wanting to say ?Christmas,? that is. (Via Mark Steyn). ?Holiday? is not, in fact, a synonym for ?Christmas.?

UPDATE: Reader Rob Maida writes:

    Glenn,

    I can?t define ?12 Days of Holiday?, but a quick look at Amazon sites in Canada, the UK, France, and Germany show that they have no problem with the dreaded ?C?-word (Christmas). Seems it?s only the US site where it?s banned.

    Regards,
    Rob

    P.S. I still love Amazon and really wish they wouldn?t do stuff like this.

Yeah, me too. I did notice that the Amazon.co.uk site is headlined ?Best Buys For Your Christmas Stocking.? Meanwhile, reader Kenneth Mitchell writes: ?Glenn, I?m Jewish. I don?t ?do? Christmas. But my attitude has always been, just because it?s not _my_ birthday, that doesn?t mean that I can?t help friends celebrate!? And Mike Twain writes: ?QVC.com is perfectly willing to have a 12 Days of Christmas promotion?then again their target demographic isn?t quite as ?sophisticated? as Amazon?s.?

Or the QVC marketers are more sophisticated. I mean, I don?t want to go all John Gibson here, but this sort of circumlocution is just lame. If you?re cashing in on Christmas ? as all merchants are ? you shouldn?t be afraid to say the word.

http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/29076/

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Re: circumlocution
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2008, 08:19:19 AM »
same ole tired PC?
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Re: circumlocution
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 08:56:21 AM »
?12 Days of Holiday?? What does that even mean?

Twelve Days of Holiday:
(1) Black Friday
(2) Christmas Eve
(3) Christmas Day
(4) Channukkah
(5) Three Kings Day
(6) Epiphany
(7) Kwanzaa
(8) Festivus

Surely someone can come up with four more.
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Re: circumlocution
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2008, 10:13:25 AM »
?12 Days of Holiday?? What does that even mean?

Twelve Days of Holiday:
(1) Black Friday
(2) Christmas Eve
(3) Christmas Day
(4) Channukkah
(5) Three Kings Day
(6) Epiphany
(7) Kwanzaa
(8) Festivus

Surely someone can come up with four more.

(9) Cyber Monday
(10) December 26th (Returns Day)
(11) New Year's Eve (?)
(12) New Year's Day (Hangover Day) (?)

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Re: circumlocution
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 10:34:28 AM »
?12 Days of Holiday?? What does that even mean?

Twelve Days of Holiday:
(1) Black Friday
(2) Christmas Eve
(3) Christmas Day
(4) Channukkah
(5) Three Kings Day
(6) Epiphany
(7) Kwanzaa
(8) Festivus

Surely someone can come up with four more.

Eid Al-Adha (today, tomorrow, Wednesday)

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Re: circumlocution
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2008, 10:45:41 PM »
Guatemala
December 7th each year is called, "Day of the Devil" or "Burn the Devil Day".

the idea is that this 'burning of the devil', and taking trash out of the
house to burn, symbolizes the purifying the house for the Christmas (Navidad) season. But this is also in a City where the big "city Christmas tree" in the most prominent place in Zone 10, has the sign of the beer company on the top. And, many ads show beer bottles as Christmas tree ornaments. Hmm...
http://www.hands-of-hope.com/Stories/day_of_the_devil.htm