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Lanya

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Stay far, far away
« on: February 01, 2007, 12:05:50 AM »
    I Have Had My Differences With Members of the Press. But it's Nothing That Burying them Under Tons of Earth Won't Solve

Contributed by Holly Bailey - Posted: January 30, 2007 2:10:10 PM

Does President Bush have it in for the press corps? Touring a Caterpillar factory in Peoria, Ill., the Commander in Chief got behind the wheel of a giant tractor and played chicken with a few wayward reporters. Wearing a pair of stylish safety glasses--at least more stylish than most safety glasses--Bush got a mini-tour of the factory before delivering remarks on the economy. "I would suggest moving back," Bush said as he climbed into the cab of a massive D-10 tractor. "I'm about to crank this sucker up." As the engine roared to life, White House staffers tried to steer the press corps to safety, but when the tractor lurched forward, they too were forced to scramble for safety."Get out of the way!" a news photographer yelled. "I think he might run us over!" said another. White House aides tried to herd the reporters the right way without getting run over themselves. Even the Secret Service got involved, as one agent began yelling at reporters to get clear of the tractor. Watching the chaos below, Bush looked out the tractor's window and laughed, steering the massive machine into the spot where most of the press corps had been positioned. The episode lasted about a minute, and Bush was still laughing when he pulled to a stop. He gave reporters a thumbs-up. "If you've never driven a D-10, it's the coolest experience," Bush said afterward. Yeah, almost as much fun as seeing your life flash before your eyes.

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Re: Stay far, far away
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 12:13:09 AM »
You can't help but like the guy.

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Re: Stay far, far away
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 12:37:39 AM »
It's funny in a sophomoric, Animal House kind of way.  I'm sure he'd be more fun to hang out with than Algore or Hilary, as long as you're not looking for any intellectual stimulation.

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Re: Stay far, far away
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 12:40:56 AM »
I know the first person i look to for intellectual stimulation is a politician.


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Re: Stay far, far away
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2007, 12:42:27 AM »
Politicians probably aren't the first persons you look to for intellectual stimulation, but that doesn't mean they gotta be the LAST.

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Re: Stay far, far away
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2007, 09:46:55 AM »
Juniorbush is funny in the way that Chevy Chase was funny.

Sight gags, that get old fast. He is basically a satire of his own image here, acting like he's going to run over the press corps.

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Re: Stay far, far away
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2007, 01:30:56 AM »
Juniorbush is funny in the way that Chevy Chase was funny.

Sight gags, that get old fast. He is basically a satire of his own image here, acting like he's going to run over the press corps.




I would like to tell that to Chevy Chase , but I would worry that he would kill you.