My Carnac moment

[sirs]

(for those who are fond Johnny Carson fans, you'll know who Carnac was).  Pretending for a moment that the Usama news is accurate, regarding his physical demise, I can pretty much predict what the response from the left will be.  Very little about Usama, and everyting about Bush.  I'd imagine rhetoric along the lines of "Bush spent how many billions on the war, and he couldn't kill Usama"..."A microscopic bacteria did what Bush and his enormous oppressive military couldn't"..."If Bush had put more resources into getting Usama, he would have been killed so much sooner.", stuff like that.  You 'll hear presious little about how great it is that Usama is dead & what it means in the war on Islamofascist terrorism (or radical militant Islam for the PC sensitive of the group), only how bad Bush was & continues to be

Let's sit back, watch, & wait, and see if I'm proved right

[Plane]

Oh great Carnac ,
Pray tell us.

    Will a straw death detract from the martydom of the great Osama , while so many of his followers are riseing to heaven smokeing and dismembered?

     Could it be that Osama will have to settle for 12 virgins or 72 lightly used models?

     Will there be an outpouring of greif and fond remembrancece , perhaps some fireworks in commemoration?

      Is his scalp still worth $25,000,000?

[sirs]