<<Not me Mikey, I'm not going to blow up anybody. >>
That's good to know, Rich. I feel better already.
<<There's millions of Muslim's out there just itching for the chance to do it. >>
They better be careful not to get the Muslim family two doors away whose kids sometimes would bag our leaves for us. Since I've worked with them and lived beside them for years, gone to their weddings and funerals and never had a problem with any of them, I'll have to take your paranoia, uh, I mean your friendly warning, with a grain of salt.
<<You'll get what you're asking for someday. >>
Peace and justice? That's great. Thanks, Rich. When?
<<Then don't come crying to the big bad US of A to help you out with money, food, protection.>>
Last time the big, bad US of A came to our help with money, food and medical assistance was in the Halifax explosion of 1917, but they came through magnificently. The City of Halifax STILL sends a giant Christmas tree every year to the City of Boston. Americans are great neighbours. It's not our fault that they're nuts, we try to set them straight, but they just. don't. listen.
<<Stick that right in your commie ear.>>
Yep, I definitely detect some anti-Soviet psychosis here. Probably due to excessive life-long brain-washing. Don't worry, Rich, it's curable. We need only develop your faculties of independent critical thinking.